Sam Jarvis
A Winter Poem
Cold and windy,
Dark and grey,
Warm and cosy,
In my bed
I will stay.
But when the snow
Falls to the ground
Then I shall run out
And throw snowballs around.
Lots of fun for me
And my friends
I hope winter
Never ever ends.
The World's Gone Nuts
I woke up this morning
The world's gone nuts
I saw a pink man
Showing his butt
I went outside
I saw a man
In a pink dress
And a woman with a beard
Walking weird
The world's gone nuts
[Written with Thomas O'Neill]
Mad Day
I woke up this morning
Feeling a wreck
I grabbed a mirror
To have a check
To my suspense
There was nothing there
Except for loads
Of hair
Sticking up everywhere.
[Written with Thomas O'Neill]
A FRUITY DATE
Her name was Melony.
She was so appealing!
I had to pear up with someone
And asked her out for a date
We'll have a grape time!
I said as a figure of peach.
We took a spin in my avacar-do'
Got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the cinnamon
It was raining berry hard
But I had my trusty Plumbrella.
We went to see
James and the Giant Peach,
And the ending was somewhat fruity!
Group Poem written with Andrew Fusek Peters with Barry Keegan, Thomas Shannon, Leigh Duffy and Craig Ledger